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"The canyon was angry that day my friends...like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli..."
-Brad copying from Sienfield reacting to the cool thunder noises coming from the Grand Canyon.
"Turkey, they only animal smarter than man"
-Homer Simpson
"Sometimes I get lazy and let the dishes stack up, but they don't stack too high.
I've only got four dishes."
- Mark Fidrych
"Thanks a million!"
-Cha Cha
"So, do they have real horses here or what?"
-Tina at the Kentucky Horse Farm
"Help me take my helmet off, so I can see you with my own eyes!"
-Brad after the Whalers game asking tina for help getting the mask off...
"he's more mascot than man"
- Ben Kenobi
About Brad's Shooter work at the Whalers game
"I've got some chicken paprikas left over from Tony Packo's, hey Jeff can I store it in your bag, it won't make a mess..."
-B giving Jeff a hard time after discovering his bbq sauce had bursted open from the flight...
In mumbling voice..."If you look to your left you'll see the water park..mumble mumble mumble...yaaaaahhhhh....."
- the train conductor guy at Waldemeer Park, Erie, PA
"I smell Burritos"
Steve at his game when he was hit in off of third, the team was on a rally, but
when he came back to the dug out
and everyone is hi fiving and cheering, we
could clearly hear Steve say " I smell Burritos".
"Casa Bonita, Casa Bonita...I can't wait to go again..."
- Pendell in song on the way to Casa Bonita...
"Hey buddy, can you loan me 5 bucks?"
-The bum in Denver clearly showing that the bums in Denver are very high class
"Do you guys wanta here some 80s music?"
-Kathy as she prepares to play Don Mcleans American Pie for us
"Hey Utah, the olympics are over...get over it..."
Brad after getting tired of all the olympic stuff still around in SLC
"Why do you back into your parking spot everynight...to save myself 5 minutes in the morning...it takes you 5 minutes
to back out of your spot?"
-Christina inquiring to Joanne as to why she backs into her spot...
"Hey Fellas!"
-Kathy sporting her new ski hat she bought at nubs nob
"I wanna be the Whale!"
-Brad at the Whalers game after it was determined that he would not get to wear the mascot costume after all...
"Cereal City is really and truely a magical land"
- Brad upon leaving Cereal City Saturday
"Coco Crisp - I like him"
- The nice old lady we watched some of the Indians game with in Cleveland
"Where Livin' It Up"
-Brad at the Willoughby Brewing Company
"Michigan's Adventure is kind of like Cedar Point Jr."
-Brad after leaving Michigan's Adventure
"A Burger King in Allendale, MI? Next thing you know there will be an incense shop behind it"
- Brad, after finding out his alma mater Grand Valley is getting a Burger King
"This is the greatest flashlight, ever invented!" -Kathy trying to recover after making jokes about it's brightness
"Watch him work his magic!" -Brad as the Nooch folds the gigantic gazebo into the size of a notebook"
"Do you have anything besides Waffles?" -Brad at Wafflehouse
"Brad never goes on vacation from being a gentleman" -Tina getting her car door opened after breakfast at McDonalds
"Siiiiick"
-Kathy in after watching Brad open the door for Tina...
"Yeah, Brhrbrghioffoobbrhh"
-Directions to Meijers from a gas station attendant in Kentucky
"Hey, you throw like my sister man. Yeah, you throw like me!"
-Bart and Lisa from Dancin' Homer
"Whaaaa Happppeeenned?"
-Fred Willard, A Mighty Wind
"All I want from San Antonio is a Henry The Puffy Taco plush toy."
-Brad when discovering Sister Nooch is going to a San Antonio Missions game.
"I want my picture with Muddonna or I just wont be that pleasant to be around."
-Tina after discovering the newest mascot at the Mud Hens game
"Check out my new ski jacket, feels like I'm wearing nothing at all..."
- Christina wearing her new ski jacket at Brighton
"Heeyy, take a chance on me!"
- Joan to the ski lift guy at Brighton, UT
"Say it in Snowboard, Joan"
-Brad's reply to Joan needing to take a break while going down the mountain at PC
"Top of the Mormon to ya!"
- Joanne at the airport
"This is a little something I'd like to call 'Cherries Jubilee'"
-Joanne on the slopes & Tina refering to her makeshift bathing suit she bought at Wall Mart.
"Is that all you got?"
- Brad after spending an hour eating his burrito at barbacoa in Salt Lake City.
"The airs thin and my knees hurt. How are we gonna ski? TRACY!"
- Mrs. Christina the monday before our first day skiing at Park City
"Is that all you've got?"
- seconds before Christina realized she shouldn't have taunted the Hogle Zoo monkeys.
"Like when I went into the eighth grade, it took me a year and a half before I really felt at home there."
-Goober Pyle
"We're too full to go on the expressway!"
- Brad after devouring our dinners at Pepperwood Bistro in Burlington, Ontario and then heading over to IKEA
"We should all move to Saginaw, it's cheap and we'd always be close to Flint"
- The Nooch after getting hit in the head by a puck at The Spirits game
"Is this garbage over yet?"
-Brad & Tina about 25 minutes into watching Slapshot 2
"C'mon man step up to the plate..."
-Kathy when Brad couldn't decide if he wanted to order the 1/2 pound cheesburger at Flossmore Brewing Company
"Number 4, No Tomatoes is all you need to say"
-Kathy at Jimmy Johns in Champaign, IL
"MMM MMM The land of chocolate!"
- Tina when we pulled up into Hershey's chocolate world
"It was everything I expected and S'mores!"
- The Nooch refering to Heshey, PA
"A sun dress says I'm available, but travelling"
- Kathy deciding what to wear in on the way home from Hershey
"Siiiiick"
-Kathy in Hershey
"I would like, how do you say 'diet coke'....diet coke!"
- Jeff trying to order a diet coke at La Ronde
"When we got to the campsite they didn't know what to expect, because no one had ever seen tents like ours...we were
the first ones using tents like this and we set the standard for every tent after that."
-Barry at the campsite paying homage to Dogtown & Zboys
"I've given up on trying to speak french, from now on I'm just going to yell real loud what I want in english!"
- Brad - Day 2 - Montreal
"Why would you leave America to go to America Jr?"
-Homer talking to Bart about wanting to go to Canada
"I want to live in Florida...because they have a pool!"
-Mandy all week in Florida
"I heard those things are oftly loud, It glides as softly as a cloud...Monorail!"
-Brad & Steve getting on the monorail at the Magic Kingdom
"Somethings gone horribly wrong!"
-the theme of every ride while waiting in line at Universal Studio's Islands of Adventure
"I sing soo wonderful, I should sing solo...Si soo low we can't hear you!"
-Brad and Steve in the Tiki Room in The Magic Kingdom
"Lay off me I'm Starving!"
-Paulie on the way to Pittsburgh
"MMM Pronto Pups...."
-Brad in Grand Haven at the Pronto Pups Hotdogs
"MMM Fried Foods"
- Tina walking in to Comerica Park 2002
"If you can remember a poor man tour, you weren't there!"
- Brad
"If we don't find a krispy kreme soon, well I just can't be held responsible!"
- Barry in Toledo, going to a University of Toledo football game
"I want to go to Toys, Toys, Toys."
- Steve all weekend in Toronto
"Losers, losers, losers!"
-Darren, saying that to anyone behind us in line at Cedar Point
"We have no Macken Dew"
-some guy at a Long Island Taco Bell
before the Wings/Islanders game '93
"I just wanna see some @#$*&@ elephants"
-Scott in Toledo when we couldn't find the zoo
"Has anyone seen Jay?"
-everyone on any Red Wing trip
"I forgot my pillow"
- Pauly in Buffalo
"I'm hungry"
- Darren (Every Trip)
"I can't find my day pass, go on without me"
- Tina in New York getting on the subway
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