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Top 5 Lists
Special Guest Author Stephen Kirsch's Top 5 Cartoon Charactors...
1: calvin and hobbes
2: ralph
3: milhouse
4: homer
5: charlie brown
6: snoopy

Top 5 Pizzas
 
Tomatoes - Farmington - Words cannot express this pizza!
Pizza Papalis - Greektown - Takes forever but worth the wait
Pizza House - Ann Arbor
Ginos East - Chicago
Sgt. Pepperoni's - Detroit - Not much on service but yum yum 'za
Loui's Pizza - Hazel Park mmm mmm Buddies wishes it was this good!

Top 5 Factory Tours
1. Sprecher Brewing Company, Milwaukee, WI http://sprecherbrewery.com/
2. Hershey Tour - Hershey, PA
3. Kelloggs Cereal City - Battle Creek, MI
4. Louisville Slugger Tour - Louisville, KY
5. Budwieser Tour - St. Louis, MO
6. Coors Tour - Golden Co

Top 5 Amusement Parks
 
1. Cedar Point - www.cedarpoint.com/
2. Hersheypark - www.hersheypark.com/

Top 5 Rollercoasters:
 
The Raptor - Cedar Point www.cedarpoint.com
The Cyclone - Astroland Coney Island www.astroland.com
Millennium Force - Cedar Point www.cedarpoint.com
The Hulk - Universal Studio's Islands of Adventure http://themeparks.universalstudios.com/orlando/website/ioa_landing.html
Le Monstre - La Ronde http://www.laronde.com/fr/
Phantom's Revenge - Kennywood - www.kennywood.com
The Comet - Hersheypark www.hersheypark.com/
The Gemini - Cedar Point - www.cedarpoint.com
Top Thrill Dragster - Cedar Point
 
The Wicked Twister at The Point also rules!

Top 5 Things To Eat At An Amusement Park:
 
Dippin Dots www.dippindots.com
Elephant Ears
Corn Dog
Ice Cream Sandwich
Pretzel - Especially if it is a Twist N Shout pretzel
Smiley faced french fries - Lakemont Park in Altoona, PA

Top Five Favorite Movies in Seinfeld
Sack Lunch
Rochelle, Rochelle
Cry, Cry Again
Death Blow
Prognosis Negative

Top 5 Zoos We Have Been To!
 
1. Hogle Zoo - SLC Utah.. We had the best tour guide
2. Toledo Zoo - Would be just as good as Hogle but no mountains to look at
3. Memphis Zoo - Not too far from the Kings house
4. Erie Zoo - Very nice park in Erie, PA
5. Detroit Zoo - Not too shabby thanks to some new exhibits

 
Top 5 Major League Baseball Stadiums
 
Camden Yards - Baltimore Orioles
Great American Ballpark - Cincinnati Reds
Shea Stadium - New York Mets
Comerica Park - Detroit Tigers
Coors Field - Colorado Rockies
 
*Tiger Stadium wasn't too bad if you didn't mind sitting behind some poles!

Top 5 Minor League Ball Parks
 
5/3 Field - Toledo Mudhens www.mudhens.com
Blair County Ballpark - Altoona Curve  www.altoonacurve.com
Oldsmobile Park - Lansing Lugnuts  www.lansinglugnuts.com
Canal Park - Akron Aeros www.akronaeros.com
5/3 Field - West Michigan Whitecaps www.whitecaps-baseball.com

Top 5 Brewpubs
 
Detroit Beer Company - Downtown Detroit
Outstanding Thai Chicken Pizza - http://www.detroitbeerco.com/
Willoughby Brewing Company  - Downtown Willoughby, OH
Very excellent Pizza - http://www.willoughbybrewing.com/
Royal Oak Brewery - Downtown Royal Oak, Michigan - Try the Cheese Tortallini with Alfredo
Ellicottville Brewing Company - Downtown Ellicottville, NY
Flossmore Station and Brewery - Downtown Flossmore, IL
Woodward Avenue Brewers - Fashionable Ferndale, MI - Chicken Ceasar Quesidillas mmm mmm
Maumee Bay Brewing Co. - Downtown Toledo, Ohio
Arcadia Brewing Company - Battlecreek, MI
New Holland Brewing Company - Holland, MI
Capitol City Brewing - Washington DC - Outstanding Crab & Corn Chowder
Wasatch Brewing Company, Park City, UT - Sure the beers not very strong...but the flavor is outstanding..try the Fish and Chips
Cumberland Brews, Louisville, KY- We had very good Bison Burgers... mmm mmm http://www.louisvillediner.com/cumberland.htm

Top 5 Non-Brewpubs
 
The Tee Pee - Phoenix AZ...mmm mmm Good!
Barbacoa Mexican Grill - Salt Lake City Ut... Very excellent Burritos! http://utah.citysearch.com/review/11408691/editorial/?cslink=cs_profile_standalone_review
Tony Packos - Toledo, Ohio www.tonypacko.com
Quaker Steak & Lube - Various locations around PA
Betty & Nick's Tackle Shop (732-793-2708) in Seaside Park, NJ
Primanti Brothers in Pittsburgh www.primantibros.com
Any Steak(Milk)-n-Shake www.steaknshake.com
Any Schlotzky's Deli www.cooldeli.com
Ellwood Bar & Grill - Detroit
Xochimilco in Mexican Village Detroit
Polish Village Cafe - Hamtramck
Hope's Fish-n-Chips - Livonia

Top 5 Fast Food Joints
 
1. Burger Chef - sure they are no more but who could forget Burger Chef n Jeff
2. Hardees - kind of a Burger Chef wannabe but we will take what we can get
3. Taco Bell - would be number one if there was never the Chef
4. Sonic - we need them up here
5. A&W - still a classic

Top 5 Sub Shops (Chain)
 
1. Jimmy Johns - You can never go wrong
2. Blimpie
3. Subway - a classic
4. Bellachinos - would be number one but a little pricey
5. Mr. Pita - a somewhat healthy alternative

Top 5 Worst Movies
 
1. Slapshot 2 - Horrible movie...awful! Nothing more I can say about it!
2. Mars Attacts - Worst 2 hours that felt like 10 I've ever spent in a theatre
3. Caddyshack 2 - It's just not fair putting sequels on the list
4. American Pie 2 - See Above...Nice opening shot of Grand Haven though
5. The Flintstones - Bad, very bad!
6. Duece Bigalow: Male Gigolo - awfull mess!
7. Polish Wedding - Claire Danes cannot save this movie... it was shot in Hamtown though...

Top 5 80s movies to rent (or buy)
 
1. Sixteen Candles - A outright classic
2. Better Off Dead - Cussack rules!
3. Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Everyone's dream day off
4. Say Anything - Cussack at his best in the 80s
5. Top Secret - Val Kilner is howl-ar-ious
6. Strange Brew - Take off, eh?

As many of you know PMT is a big fan of breakfast cereals... here's a list of the top 5 Cereals
 
General Mills - Cinnamon Toast Crunch - Never enough in the box but mmm
Kelloggs - Rice Crispy Treats Cereal - Same as above
Post - Honey Combs - Best value cereal out there
Kelloggs - Raisin Brand - A traditional favorite
General Mills - Golden Grahams - see cinnamon toast crunch
Post - Frosted Cherios - a tasty upgrade to an old classic
General Mills - Count Chocula - A cereal that makes your milk turn chocolaty, how can you go wrong?
The Nooch submitted a vote for Nestle's Golden Nuggets

Top 5 Beaches
 
Torrey Pines - California - Great waves and location (near San Diego)
Sebastion Inlet - Florida
Cape Hatteras - North Carolina- Right in the middle of nowhere!
Rehoboth Beach - Delaware
Bradley Beach - New Jersey - Not just a great name, but a great beach!
 

Top 5 Candy Bars
 
Caramel, yes caramel M&Ms
English Kit Kat Chunky
Cadbury Double Decker
Reeces Nutragous

Top Five Story Songs
 
Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot
The Devil went down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels
Old Rivers - Walter Brennan
My '63 - Neko Case
The wreck of the 486 - Wally Pleasant
 

Top 5 things wrong with Comerica Park:
 
The obvious one - The fences need to be moved in around 10 feet UPDATE:  They have announced that for the 2003 season, the fences will be moved in 20 feet...
Music - the music is really bad.  Play live music or organ but that canned rap  junk just doesn't fit at a baseball game
Food - They need some local flair besides Little Poopers and Leos.
Try a Xochimilco stand or Polish Village Cafe stand
Left Field - The left field stands are not steep enough.  If you have kids and are sitting behind someone tall...forget it!
More giveaways - They need to give more stuff to the people who do go to the games 
 

Top 5 songs to listen to while on a road trip:
 
East bound and down
and West bound and down- Jerry Reed as heard in "Smokey and the
Bandit".
Graceland - Paul Simon
Pink Moon - Nick Drake
Oh la la - the Faces
Bowling Green - Neko Case
Kentucky Rain - The King
Touring - The Ramones
TJ - Cub
On the road again - Willy Nelson
Me & Bobby Mcgee - Janis Joplin
I want a Vespa - Churchbuilder
Jersey Girl - Bruce
Anything by Kate Rusby www.katerusby.com
Dimitri From Paris - Sacre Bleu

Top 5 Coffee Houses:
 
Sweetwaters Cafe - Ann Arbor
Caribou Coffee - Royal Oak www.cariboucoffee.com mmm Mint Condition!
Java Hutt - Ferndale - Chai Tea
Four Friends - Grand Rapids
Spot Coffee - Ellicottville, NY www.spotcoffee.com 
(look for our names on the Jenga blocks)
Essential Bean - Caledonia, MI
Kava House - Kentwood, MI
 
 

 
Top 5 Hockey Arenas
 
The Igloo - Pittsburgh Penguins
HSBC Arena - Buffallo Sabres
Maple Leaf Gardens - Toronto Maple Leafs
MCI Center - Washington Capitals
Molson Center - Montreal

"My goal is not for us to go everywhere, just to seem like it!"
-Buford T. K